I joined the uni surf team last year. PAID DOLLA AND EVERYTHING. But surfing in salt water beaches in Wales in FUCKING NOVEMBER was like nah son. I wonder if I’m still a member.. Lol. Might go to a meet in the Spring
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
RED: If you could write a daily column in any newspaper of your choice, which would it be and why?
The Guardian on Friday because well, it’s the Guardian. Favourite newspaper alongside the Independent and the music section. Doing music journalism at the moment in uni and I FACKING LAV IT.
ORANGE: What is your favourite type of cheese? Have you ever been afraid to eat cheese before bed in case you got nightmares?
Bitch all dem cheeses. I’m a cheese fiend. Smoked applewood, brie (UH BRIE YES), goats cheese, camembert (baked is the best so I can dunk dunkable things all up in that shit) and no because I’m not a retard.
YELLOW: Are you happy? If not, when were you last happy?
We coo’. Essays are doing me’ nut in but I’m almost done so BOOM. Plus Monday’s off which extends reading week. CAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAYEAH.
GREEN: Many families have been on camping trips at some point, tell us about one of your tent/caravan experiences.
Bitch please. My parents have always said ’ Why the hell would I pay to go on holiday to sleep in shitty conditions, not shower and have a hole in the ground to go to the toilet in.’ SO NO. Been to so many places with my family abroad and I’ve never actually been on ‘holiday’ in the UK because it does not FREAKING COUNT. Travelled with my parents all over the place since I was 3 to places where we can learn about the culture, eat all of the goddamn local foods and experience somewhere different.
BLUE: Do the personality test on: 16personalities.com/free-personality-test and copy & paste your results.
Your personality type: ENFP.
Strength of individual traits: Extraversion - 68%, Intuition - 21%, Feeling - 24%,Prospecting - 50%.
INDIGO: What do you wear to sleep in? How do you feel about sleeping naked?
NAKED SLEEP IS THE BEST KIND. If not just a t-shirt and pants
VIOLET: Do you have any secrets from your parents? Give examples.
Nope, they literally know everything about me. I’m ridiculously close with my parents and always myself around them, a few of my friends get jelly over it which makes me laugh.
PINK: What were your favourite toys to play with as a kid?
Tamagotchi, TRAMBOPALINE. Used to do gymnastics so going all crazy on a trampoline and throwing all of the crazy shapes / flipping was ze best.
PURPLE: Do you like girls or boys? i.e. what is your sexuality?
I LIKE DA PENIS.
TURQUOISE: What are you wearing?
Baggy jumper and leggings because I am the epitome of class and femininity..
TAUPE: Have you done anything you’re really ashamed of? Tell!
HA. Wouldn’t you like to know. I SHALL SHARE SOMETHING THOUGH. I’m not ashamed of it but I’ve done a shit load of streaking since starting uni / when I was travelling. OH I also played chicken across one of the busiest roads in Berlin with three American guys who were professors in Philosophy in NY. I rolled over a taxi and won that game so goddamn hard. I also hailed a taxi by pulling up my top in Berlin also. Not ashamed more ‘why did I do that again…?’