For all you nosey dicks

YO.
I’m Philippa Jolliffe, also known as pip, pap, p fliddy and a plethora of poor excuses of nicknames. 

I live in England. To be more precise Colwall, a village just outside of Malvern which is full to the brim of right wing arseholes and old people. 

I’m in my first year of a three year degree at Cardiff uni studying English literature & Contemporary Media. Should be interesting.. Planning on starting a purely ‘Uni’ blog, which shall hopefully be filled with insane adventures in the world of cheap booze and a lot of hormones. Possibly even my course..

I’m not going into the generic what I like lists or giving you a  ridiculously detailed paragraph or two about the ins and outs of my life, because lets face it, the internets purely a place to perv on people, oh and porn. 

If you haven’t already noticed I’m a bit of a cunt that likes to view the world in a pessimistic way, but let’s be honest, who really enjoys Disney endings?