May 2013
Don’t
want
to
go
to
work…
I’ve had 4 hours sleep.
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
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April 2013
mckillington:
i-zelyonii-popugai:
mustbekarma:
agentbartowski:
can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
It’s best to avoid the “general you.” “One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to...
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YAY
All of my assignments are done. NO MORE UNI WORK LEFT. Finished my last assignment for Reading Lit yesterday then walked to Tom’s (which is a bitch of a 40 minute walk, because no buses go from near me to his and his car’s in the garage..) got there at like half 9ish. Ordered a shit load of pizza, chips, onion rings and garlic bread then passed out in the lounge for the rest of the...
rydek:
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
Jaguar Skills in Cardiff.
Saturday… I have no money this may be a problem. Another problem is that it’s in Glam. I CANNOT SKANK ALL NIGHT IN HEELS GLAM. Fuck you and your no trainers policy.
h0warth said: That so didn’t happen. If it did, you didn’t record it. So I win.
It’s not in the online social sphere so I win.
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is there a boy/girl in your life? There is a bear. But I would also go as far as to call the bear a boyfriend. I chose bearfriend though. think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? Twat on the train to Abergavenny kicked me when I walked past. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIS BIG FOOTED AGONY. what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” Beaaaaaaaaaaaaaar what’s something you...
h0warth said: Faaaaaaaaaaaag
I recall a drunk conversation on my Birthday, in which you said some LOVELY THINGS ABOUT HOW WE WERE THE SAME IN MANY WAYS. So watch yo’self gurl.
