December 2010
0245am asked: HAHA yes! "DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!" hes going to his mates pub, so he's gonna say "can i have some of that tasty beverage to wash this down?" haha
0245am asked: HAHA yes! "DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!" hes going to his mates pub, so he's gonna say "can i have some of that tasty beverage to wash this down?" haha
0245am asked: bahaha he looks fucking scary! bless him, we didn't have a john travolta wig and he found the afro and was like I'LL JUST BE JULES! dear lord.
0245am asked: bahaha he looks fucking scary! bless him, we didn't have a john travolta wig and he found the afro and was like I'LL JUST BE JULES! dear lord.
The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at...
Then they ask you if you want more:
" FROM PARIS TO BERLIN IN EVERY DISCO I GET IN MA...
Should probably get showered or something..
Have three hours till i’m going out and so far all i’ve done is
Eaten two massive pizzas
Drank 3 cans of relentless
Done the whole Risky business thing of dancing in my pants and a shirt to Ruso
Talked to my brother via whatsapp
Thrusted against mum when dancing
Played with my bubble sword that Vicky got me
It’s probably a surprise to most that I have actually got a life....
New Years Resolution.
Stay the fucking same! I’m perfectly happy the way I am right now. I couldn’t give a shit about people saying i’m too skinny, too crude or too wreckless( Which has been said way too many times lately).
It’s my life and i’m happy right now. The people who mean the most know the less happy side of my life and they’re helping me through it. So everyone else can...
When you find yourself totally loving the song...
RESO - BEASTS IN THE BASEMENT →
Plan B - She Said (16Bit Remix) →
ohthatmardybum asked: Ignore the anons:) If you ever see pip in person, then you will see pip isn't too skinny she's actually in proportion to the rest of her body. now man up and say it unanon xx
Anonymous asked: You have a dead moth collection? I find that cool... this proberbly looks stalkerish but w/e!
Anonymous asked: You have a dead moth collection? I find that cool... this proberbly looks stalkerish but w/e!
When your mum hides your last relentless because...
i refuse to delete retarded looking pictures of me...
see-eff:
bigballbubblehead:
plainly because
when im older
ill actually look back at all my memorys and such
and realize what a cock i was :)
EVERY
FUCKING
PHOTO
OF ME TAGGED
IS THIS.
TRUTH:
cytoplasmandglitter:
when obese people say they’re curvy
Vicky. This is me when your face down in a gutter...
Expect no help when you’re choking on your own vom.
I literally want to cry about how awful tonight is...
Lottie. Just imagine how much worse it could be though.. You could be ginger like me…
people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
Fuck yeah!
I’M A GOD. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
abortthedream-deactivated201110 asked: Okaayy well don't be too long cos I'm exciteeeeed haha
abortthedream-deactivated201110 asked: Okaayy well don't be too long cos I'm exciteeeeed haha
Some people are already in 2011.. I'm still...
planecrashinmyroom:
-setthenightalight:
IT’S LIKE WE’RE FROM THE PAST
abortthedream-deactivated201110 asked: HEYA SO I DUNO IF EVERYTHINGS GOING ON BUT JOHNS DONE A BUFFET AND IM GOING TO DESTROY IT FOR BREAKFAST THEN DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR OR BRING CLOTHES TO WHERE EVER WERE MEETING COS I DONT KNOW K BYE THEN LOVE YOU ENNIT DICKWADBIGVAGINA XXXX