This exponentially long Summer holiday
is slowly ruining my body.
Drink Napalm, Piss on the homeless.
The new Elle issue this month is beautiful. Emily Blunt has possibly stolen top spot in my ’ if i were a lesbian’ list. Wet pants. That’s all i’m saying.
Guide to not being a dick: 1. Don’t be a dick
Alas, i cannot summon the effort to walk to my kitchen and grab something of sufficient sustinance. I WANT A FUCKING ESPRESSO AND SOME COOKIES. But nooooo. I swear i’m a clinically obese person stuck in a normal body. It’s rather unsettling.
At 02:00. Tasty as foooockkk.
1. Where are you? Sat in my woods. Blackberry tumblr ftw. 2. What’s the last thing you ate? Left over singapore chow mein from last night 3. What’s the last thing you drank? Rose garden tea 4. What can you hear? Party ben - pump up the doorbell 5. What are your plans for the day? Vickys coming over to stop the night. So late night walks, mass of films, bitchy gossiping and...
Peeing in bushes this summer. Either on the common or in th
Mark Ronson's new song
Is so good.
Just got called a tramp.
For resting my feet in Izzy’s bin. Wut.
Angelina Joli. What a beaaaut.
Inglorious bastard time.
Nothing like a nazi killing spree.
Awww man, I just shot Marvin in the face.– John Travolta in Pulp Fiction
Best night in a while.
The boat that rocked, its pissing it down, Red Bull, Pulp Fiction, phone calls, ballet buns, Hendrix and hazey smoke.
Yeah, because that isn’t going to get completely absorbed into the treasury. Let’s just go on a mass Tory hunt i say.
profoundprofanity: Me, Pip and Myles know someone who’s vagina is so big, it has stalactites. We totally do.
Weather, please make your fucking mind up.
Current attire : Eskimo hat, thick tights, black skirt, strappy top, boots. It makes so much sense O_O
The Grey Album - Dangermouse
Possibly the best thing i’ve ever downloaded.
Walking le chien.
In the rain yet again. Not gunna lie , I love it. Gives me an excuse to wear winter coats aha