September 2010
Favourite song in the world right now.
Vicky, Myles and I are hunting Fran & Josh down at Big Chill next year as in 09 they went.
MISSION AHOY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV_iPA_wIDs
porcelainteacup:
PLEASE JUST PRESS PLAY AND...
"There is no 'I' in 'Threesome' "
Noted.
Being Home Alone
eightfeetunderground:
minirosa:
Realising you’re home alone:
Blasting out music full volume:
Eating junk food:
Someone knocks on the door:
Hear a noise up/downstairs:
Get a weapon ready:
Turns out it was a cat:
Someone comes home earlier than expected:
ALWAYS
Mines more like
GET NAKED:
DANCE TO THE KINKS WITH FLAPPING MY TITS ABOUT
PARENTS COME HOME EARLIER...
“Craft is common both to skill and deceit.”
– Winston Churchill, House of commons, November 11th 1947
WatchWORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW HARD I LAUGHED AT THIS.
LLEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEND.
partytights:
angus & julia stone - chocolate...
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Your mum was as wet as Steven Hawking's keyboard
Okay.
Just weighed myself which i haven’t done in a while and i’m 8st 2.
THIS IS STUPID. I already have non existent fun bags, and eating double my weight in junk food has had no effect.
WHY CAN’T MY JUBBLIES GET BIGGER. Slow down metabolism. Slow da fock down.
Ethics was hilarious.
‘I’m sorry Emma, You’re doing the right thing by tightening up the rear, you’ve had far too much stick’
WHY DID ONLY FREDDY AND I FIND THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY TODAY? It was after possibly the best teacher in the world Mr Wilson kept making Ginger comments to Emma in Ethics. THAT WAS HIS APOLOGY.
How can people not find anal humor in that?!?
This illness is beyond a joke now.
I have a chest infection, a head cold and aches and pains everywhere.
Despite this t’was a good weekend wont lie.
Friday night Pip came over, went for a walk watched loads of shite tv with rum and coke then got a chinese. I somehow got incredibly ill from the second he came over. Then he stayed the night and pretty much nursed me all of Saturday.
At one point he shoved me over his...
Dad just came home
with a jukebox style record, cd, cassette and radio player. It’s so beautiful.
FOREVER STAYING IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO PRICE ON VINYL. LIKE A BOSS YO.
Anonymous asked: Post your dp? It looks welll cool :D
REASONS WHY I WANT A PENIS:
You can urinate ANYWAH. Out the window of a car, into a bottle. The possibilities are endless.
You don’t have to sit down on cacky aids encrusted public toilets like at Big Chill.
You can spell your name in the snow with your golden shower.
You can just whap your dick out and slap someone in the face if they didn’t quit wiv da whining.
Morning glory always appealed to me.
Not...
Bored as fuck.
My personality
I’m obnoxious.
I’m sarcastic.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
I don’t like people. (most of the time)
I’m easy to get along with.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
I wear makeup
I wear a piece of jewellery at all times.
I wear contacts.
I wear glasses.
I wear braces
I change my hair color...
eightfeetunderground:
on tumblr at college like a boss.
Yeah but no one cares. Because your face is massive.
