Start at the very beginning, what’s your name?
Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Far too many
If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Be a fucking brilliant stalker, probably rob a load of shit en’all.
Does the person you like like you back?
I DO NOT LIKE ANYONE GOOD SIR. Because I enjoy being a 17 year old spinster.
What did you do last night?
Watched loads of movies with my rents, which was lavly.
Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Fraid not. Physically or metaphorically. A butterfly in a box would be a pretty awesome gift though.
Are you your mum’s favorite child?
Nah, the brother and I are both amazing children. LIKE GODS WE ARE.
Are you happy with the way things are going?
Yeah, pretty sick of my cocktail of medication but oh well.
Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
FOR ONCE NO. SLEEPING PILLS.
Sleep on your back or stomach?
Back/side/with my ass in the air.
What were you doing before this survey?
Watching Come Dine With Me
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
ALWAYS. I fiddle with everything. HA FIDDLE. Filth.
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
Fucking ages without the sleeping pills kid.
It’s Thursday night, where are you usually?
WHEREVER THE WIND MAY TAKE ME. lawl.
Your Christmas list consists of?
Usually: Dvds, vinyl, clothes, moleskins, stationary, baccy, NOSTALGIC TINGS.
What movie is in your DVD player?
Running With Scissors.
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
South of France or Italy. I hate England with a passion, the moral fibre (or what’s left of it) in this country is appalling.
What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I found all of my old sketch books!
Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
Nah not really.
What’s going on tomorrow night?
No Idea, may see Shell
Do you know a lot of people with the same phone as you?
TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BLACK-MAN-BERRYS NOW.
Is your hair curly or straight right now?
It’s up in an enormous mess of hair, twigs no doubt and tangles. SO I HAVE NO IDEA.
What do you really think of Starbucks Coffee?
It’s over priced and a huge chain of stores that smash out the little independent one off coffee shops. Saying this, their iced coffee is da bommmb
Does anyone love you?
MY FAMALAM and friends. I HOPE.
Want to be taller or shorter?
Taller. I’m shrinking I swear.
What are you listening to?
Jenn Grant - Dreamer
When was the last time you really laughed?
Last night at my mums appalling joke whilst watching the boy in the striped pyjamas. The little jewish boy’s called shmaul. And the german boy was all ’ whats your name? ’ he replied with ’ I’m shmaul’. Mum when went OH COME ON YOU’RE NOT THAT SHORT. AHAHAHAHA. I cried with laughter. Absolute tears of laughter. Both mum and I were a laughing mess. Dad just looked over and sighed. ehe.
I need to put weight on. My ribs stick out a beaut and it’s so cack.
ohthatmardybum said: omg.. watching this with shep was horrible, i was crying because of the film and because shep was crying, she was crying because of the film and because i started crying. IT WAS A VICIOUS CIRCLE.
My god, it was like the entire film making me sob like a baby. AND THE ENDING WAS JUST FUCKING HORRIBLE. Jeez. The thing that makes it worse for me is that film was no way near as bad as it actually was in concentration camps. GAH.
Still a mess over that bloody film!
Kept thinking about when I went to Auschwitz and my god. Just awgegrftg. I’m a mess now.