Went to the whacky docs today. HAD A FUCKING BRILLIANT SESSION. Talked about so much stuff, plus now she knows all about my bromance ( I can still use this word even though I have a vagina) with Vicky. SHE LOVES IT. Then went shopping with mum for a bit which is always funny then came home to a big bar of galaxy cookie crumble and new bubble bath. All is good.
Ah today was funny as fock.
In english first mrs smith was being a sex animal! Me kym and meg were in hysterics for the entire lesson. She’s 58 and she was for sure a top rider when she was younger.. Then in the common room me , nick, aron, tom, james, fred, ben l and ben s had a huge argument over star wars vs lord of the rings. Me, Nick and Ben Lloyd were the only ones on lotr’s side! It was insane. We all got...
Just another broken promise.: I swear down that... →
ohthatmardybum: putting pubes in my purse is fucking hilarious until I think who they’ve come from, all of you are just stupid immature cunts. Well heaven behold tomorrow, each and everyone of your bags are going out of the window, just like you did with my stuff last year. And when you least expect BAM im going… SO MUCH LOVE FOR YOU. Let’s both kick off tomorrow and just stay in...
I just started watching it like 20 minutes in and I’m confused as fock. LOOKS MINT THOUGH.
ohthatmardybum said: BUT NOBODY IN ENGLISH WILL GET MY SEXUAL REFERENCES, AND NEITHER WILL THERE BE ANYBODY WHO’LL LAUGH WITH ME WHEN WE MAKE UP SEXUAL STORIES ABOUT SMITHHH. I think my english lessons are fucking over. STAY BITCH! N’aw :) aha this is true! But I can’t take much more of it, it’s constantly every fucking day :| Plus I’ve got 5 frees tomorrow which means...
Might move to Hereford Sixth
AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Purely because I can’t take the complete cunts of guys in sixth form. All they can do is attack all of the girls with insults, throw shit around and persecute you. SHAKACUNT.
Doctor who confidential
Is making me piss myself. The home videos matt and james do when they’re over tired are fucking hilarious!
restarted my phone and all the texts are back. AWWWWWWWW NNN’YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAA
Just lost a year and a half worth of texts from my...
Do not know how I feel about this. NO MORE NOSTALGIC TIMES JUST SITTING IN BED LOOKING THROUGH OLD TEXTS?! But, my phone wont fucking freeze as much. Feel odd about this. BAISFH
Anonymous asked: awh okay, well i hope you have a nice evening to re-balance things.
Anonymous asked: explain said long ass story?
Anonymous asked: what is the long ass story?
Anonymous asked: What was wrong with your day? :(
h0nestsleep replied to your post: Smoking myself into an early grave and a futurama marathon haha i felt blue the other day and watched futurama, genuienly the bomb for making everything better ! It’s cack isn’t it! WISH I went out now. ah well, you’re so right! Futurama is possibly the best source of happiness aha
Smoking myself into an early grave and a futurama...
Cheered me up so much. Wish I could have bucked myself up earlier and begged for a lift down to Great Malvern. Sian, Caroline, Shell and Vicky are all off for drinks in the unicorn and invited me. DAMN MY STUPID CLINICAL LOWS.