can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally.
All of my assignments are done. NO MORE UNI WORK LEFT.
Finished my last assignment for Reading Lit yesterday then walked to Tom’s (which is a bitch of a 40 minute walk, because no buses go from near me to his and his car’s in the garage..) got there at like half 9ish. Ordered a shit load of pizza, chips, onion rings and garlic bread then passed out in the lounge for the rest of the night watching white chicks and family guy. Raddick came and had a smoke with us then we ended up falling asleep on the sofa, woke up at 8am like WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL DOWN HERE. Went up to his room then slept all day. Tried waking the bear up at 2 but he refused to move until half 5… Then went over to his parents house for Sunday roast which was lovely. Watched an epic documentary on bears that I got far too emotional over then came back to mine. Feels weird not having any more work to do… BUT SO GOOD. Might go over to Janaya’s in a bit and piss about for the rest of the night with her and Soph. MUR.
Only have one piss easy Poetry exam left now at the end of May.Which means the rest of my time shall be spent going on adventures with Tom, monging out with Janaya, Soph and Grace and just doing sweet fuck all. BOOOOOOM