QUIZMASTER.

Who was your last text from?
Pip or Vicky I finks

How are you feeling right now?
LITTLE BIT SICK. Heatstroke and all that.

What were you doing at 10 last night?
Facking pervy question.. Walking back to mine with Pip and Pete I think

What can you hear?
CUT CHEMIST BO. The Garden <3

Have you changed in the past year?
Oui. Probably for the better though. Vicky seems to think that I’ve grown up.. Scary thought that, me ever growing up. O_O 

What’s the last thing you ate?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFLE and nutella.  

If your ex told you he/she loved you, what would you do?
Tell him his lips were turning blue ( lawl.) then be like ’ DUDE. ARE YOU ON ACID?!’
If he was persistent with this I’d probably just  kick him in the balls repeatedly. 

Are you looking forward to anything in the near future?
If you’re talking the next couple of months then narp. All there’s going to be is exams and more sunburn for little old me. :| 

Do you find smoking attractive in the opposite sex?
SURE. Black lungs, low sperm count and a smokers cough is what keeps me all hot and bothered. I AM A GODAMN  SMOKER CHIMNEY. So if they didn’t smoke it would just be difficult. 

What can you smell?
Madeline Mccan’s small, frail body decaying under my bed.

What do you want right now?  
A redbull slushie and dominoes pepperoni passion would be pretty killer right now. As well as Myles to come home so he can help sort my head out. COME HOME (fake) BROTHER. COME. HOME.

What’s your hair like today?
The same ginger wank as usual. But today it’s a curly wanker. Joys.

I deleted the rest of the questions because it was that fucking boring.